D-D-D-D-Dubble update!
August 18th, 2014

Posted by Paul

Hey everybody!

It may appear to the untrained eye that, with Kathleen away, I forgot that I was supposed to do a blog post last week. The reality is that I intentionally skipped last week’s post so that I can do an extra special double post this week! That is my story and I am sticking to it.

That means we have

Two LoadingReadyRun Videos:

Punchr, which presents our brilliant and extremely unethical idea for a new mobile social network

and

Antiquing, which chronicles the rise and fall of the newest antique store in the neibourhood

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Two Unskippable Videos:

Find out how Ninjas get psyched for battle in Shadow Warrior

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and join Peter Parker once again for The Amazing Spiderman 2a game that manages to be worse than the movie!

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Two Feed Dump Videos

Find out the real scoop on underwater super heroes in Nobody Likes Aquaman

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and learn why you should be careful around the kitchen in The Tale of the Exploding Eggnog

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And a whole bunch of Crap Shots!

 

 

 

 

 

 

So much content! I think we could really do this whole video thing professionally!

-Paul

Mondupdate!
August 4th, 2014

Posted by Graham

Happy Monday everyone, Graham here with your hard-hitting video update news. Our top story today: There are videos.

 

In this week’s sketch, Jason is having a… unique issue with his roommate. Usually the best roommates are the ones you don’t have to deal with, but not always.

 

Unskippable chains one Kingdom Hearts into another with the opening scenes of Re:Chain of Memories, the HD remake. This scene is preceded by a cinematic we opted not to use, with the same music as the last one, playing over a montage of scenes from the last one. Because it’s the handheld version, and handheld users are lesser citizens.

 

And, as usual, there’s the ongoing selection of Crapshots to keep you entertained during the fleeting seconds in which we’re not producing some other kind of content.

Suuuuuuper Uncomfortable…
July 31st, 2014

Posted by Graham

Originally Paul had titled this video Terribly Awkward or something similar, and I made the call to change it to the more literal Social Anxiety Fear Factor. This had the downside of kinda ruining the surprise at around 1:45 (oh, by the way, spoiler: there’s a surprise at around 1:45), but had the upside of letting the socially uncomfortable among our viewers know that if the could just hold out a little longer, maybe the video would stop being so awful to watch :)

"Yes hello, I realize this shirt says 'Pony Jam'… ponies happen to be my jam, and I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE MY LITTLE PONY SO LAY OFF!"

 

Meanwhile, Unskippable takes on the classic JRPG-but-with-Disney Kingdom Hearts. Which I was actually kind of stunned we’d never done before. The scenes makes possibly less sense than it did when I played it 12 years ago.

Wouldn't be a JPRG without the protagonist weirdly falling forever through the ocean/sky/dream space. Joy.

 

And I’m back in the driver seat for Feed Dump this week, joined by the always “delightful” Cameron and Ash. We talk about penises in general, and at one point, mine in specific. So that’s fun.

Ash isn't actually talking about penises in this moment, but I'm still going to make a "thiiiiiis big" joke. There, I did it.

 

Also, don’t forget, the edited versions of the CheckPoint live stream go up every week! Here’s last week’s, as Kathleen gets excited about the viscera prospects in the new Doom.

We just want wall-to-wall entrails IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK!?

While I have you, let us not forget the Crapshots, the live streams, and our podcasts. Too much content!